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Chix
I aint no normal guy (ooh ooh oo oo ooh)
I got no job so i got no cash (ooh.....)
Smoking on my home grown second hand hash (ooh.....)
My wife she left because i was a disgrace (ooh....)
For a senceless ass dick with fhuked up face (ooh..)
I used to be a mina
I had two tittys and a big fagina
Chix with dix (oohooh) x4
It just gets worse as i get older (ooh....)
The docter found it funny to put a dick on my shoulder (ooh....)
My mamma says its cool but i say oooooo shut it ----- i aint no fool.
Chix with dix (oohooh) x4
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Cowboy hats and baseball bats
Sitting in your black coat, make up, wearing a dress,
boys shouldnt dress like that.
Picking up the ladys, doesnt work, pants down,
the girls wont fall for that.
Rocking up the backroom, bull shit, get around it,
nobody wants to hear.
Smell like a crackhead, smoke shit, drinking it,
the people wont go to near.
Fishing round the wrong tree, hooked you, reeled you in,
cant get away from that.
Caught up in the wrong life, smell your mum, shit and scum,
things should be like that.
Walking down the same street, never change, you and me,
doesnt want it that way.
Sleeping the nights away, new day, fresh sun,
cant keep the time at bay.
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Saturday Night
ahhh mmmmm mmm mmmm
ahhh mmmmm mmm mmmm
ahhh mmmmm mmm mmmm
ahhh mmmmm mmm mmmm
VERSE
Lets go, Saturday Night Saturday Night
Saturday Night and im feeling alright
Ohhhh, Saturday Night Saturday Night
Saturday Night and im feeling alright ALRIGHT
(alright alright alright alright alright alright)
CHORUS
Baby im good for you
Baby your good for me
Baby we're good together you and me
And we'll get munchies happily
ahhh mmmmm mmm mmmm
(4 times)
VERSE
CHORUS
Baby im good for you
Baby your good for me
Baby we're good together you and me
And we'll get munchies happily
we'll get munchies happily
we'll make babies happily
oooo yeah
Special
Verse 1
Stevie Wonder I wonder if you can see.
Cobain were the drugs you took class C.
Mr Jackson what did you do to the kids.
Excuse me Britney what'd you do to your bits.
Chours
Whos a special boy (im a special boy)
Whos a special boy (im a special boy)
Whos a special boy (im a special boy)
Whos a special boy (im a special boy)
Verse 2
Hey Bee Gees how'd you get your voices so high.
Buddy Holly how'd you get so long.
Emma Bunton I hope you enjoyed your pie.
Buddy Holly im talking about your slong.
CHORUS
Verse 3 ( Bass solo )
How come your special if your so big.
How come your special if you can't read.
How come your special if your Different.
How come your special, how come youe special.
( Guitar solo )
CHORUS then Mondo finish
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The Bumkin Role
Hey babe, what you doing?
Can't smell cant't think what your brewing
I know you love me crazy
You don't think that i love you baby
What you want, what you wish for
Couldn't care cause your comin through my door
CHORUS
You play the Bumkin Role (oh oh)
You Play the Bumkin...Role
Seen you, dancing at the barn dance
Looked over, thought I maybe had a chance
Went across, tried to take your hand
But you wouldn't even take a glance
CHORUS
Maybe, you should change
Forget the countryways,
No more, country traddition
leave the bumkin, make your own decision
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